World’s Stupidest Fortune Cookie

I opened a fortune cookie from a bag of Chinese take-out. Instead of pseudo-predictions or some silly self-help tip, I got this. No typo or anything. Just a really, really stupid fortune.

“What makes an apple fall to the ground?” I dunno, GRAVITY? Seriously, is this supposed to be deep? It’s something asked in a second grade science class! I’ve seen some dumb fortunes, some that can’t even be considered fortunes, but this is just mind-boggling.

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